Gloating
"Thanks so much for sending your materials; you certainly have a tremendous amount of experience and expertise!"
- James Harp (Artistic Administrator/Chorus Master, Baltimore Opera) on my stage management resume
Ha! Slightly better than his opinion of my freshman audition to Baltimore Opera Chorus
Oh and here’s a winning AIM conversation between Erin (RavenEMEF) and myself (The fedora boy):
The fedora boy: I told him I have a professional gig till June 25
RavenEMEF: That’s good, make you seem important
The fedora boy: I’ll be working with the, um, opera company of Hilton Head Island
The fedora boy: Performing the opera, uh, Drunk on the Beach
The fedora boy: With my favorite aria “Where am I going to stick my drunken Penis tonight?!”
RavenEMEF: HAHAHAHAHA
posted by M. Janney @ 9:23 AM
3 comments
3 Comments:
I'm suddenly reminded of a great moment from Family Guy.
Chris: Dad what's the blow hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, and then you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Lois: Peter, I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter: Oh my God!!!! (runs off crying)
maybe if you'd stick your drunken penis into jimmy harp you'd get the job!
ew.
Post a Comment
<< Home