The fedora boy: Music Joke

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

How do you stop a pianist from playing?

Take the music away.

How do you stop a singer from singing?

Put the music back.

At 11:32 AM, Florida Opera/Waitress said...: new jokie please! This one is half a month old!
At 3:30 PM, chiquita yellow gold said...: except i just saw it.

how do you get a singer to stop singing?

put music in front of them.
At 3:31 PM, chiquita yellow gold said...: wait, shit. i didn't even read it.

ok, now i get 2 points. but negative 2 for being redundant.